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the best cruise puns

Cruise vacations are synonymous with relaxation, adventure, and fun. But there’s another aspect of cruising that often sails under the radar: the world of cruise puns. These wordplays have become an integral part of the…

Turkish Airlines has partnered up with the new Batman vs Superman movie and they are now offering direct flights to Gotham City and Metropolis (if they really existed of course). It’s a pretty cool PR…

I caught a lot of flak from the Europeans in my last post, Why Europe is Worse than America who couldn’t take a joke, so I rushed to get this one out before someone hacked…

Haa haa made you click! If you’re a Euro, you’re probably peeing your pants you’re so angry, and if you’re Canadian, you’re probably pissed too because I’m referring to “America” as the United States. I…

Dog Shit

I have been having amazing “luck” recently while traveling. It is if the planets align, the stars shine bright and Mother Earth does her part as well, sort of. For some reason, every time I’ve…

It was only a matter of time before I decided to put pen-is to paper and bust this post out, and I figured I best do it now while I’m still single and can get…

nightlife in Kuta

The following is a guest post from Dan Cretes, a South East Asia frequenter. As a travel blogger, writing about the worst place you’ve ever been is not something you’re asked to do a lot.…

On The Road by Jack Keroac

In my opinion, books are dying.  Yea we’ve got the Kindle, but still, I don’t read “real” books much anymore, and I don’t know many others my age who still do either (wrong group of…

A cheesesteak at Pat's in South Philly

Whenever someone finds out that I’m from Philadelphia, I either get, “I’ve never been there, but I’ve been to Boston, New York and Washington D.C.” (screw you), or, “Phillllyyyy, Pat’s or Geno’s?” (screw you again). …

How to pour a Boddingtons the right way

So I went out for dinner with a couple friends of mine from college last night to one of the only breweries in Miami, Gordon Biersch.  After a couple Hefeweizens we decided to go walk over to…

In my attempt to start using an optimized image hosting website, I thought I’d give flickr a try, especially because it’s owned by Yahoo and I really don’t optimize anything for it.  Who the hell…

When growing up and as a young American male, all I wanted to eat were cookies for breakfast (Cookie Crisp cereal satiated that one), so I guess it just makes sense that a young latin…

After trying to post something on Craig’s List for my Resume Service, I was confronted with this ridiculous security code to enter…The funny thing is, what you see above is what I typed, and it…

One of the coolest places I visited while living in Barcelona was the Salvador Dali Museum in Figueres, Spain (actually known as the Teatre-Museu Gala Salvador Dalí).  Figueres is a small city about 1.5 hours…

It has almost been a week since my last post. I’ve been doing a lot of other writing in the form of articles about my travels and hopefully for a newspaper and a magazine. This…

That’s the “Big Show”, 7’0″, 485 lbs of sin. I worked at a WWE event, and when I walked by his trailer, He almost hit me with the door as he came out. Shocking teeth…

It was a seemingly normal work day. I was managing a promotion for Comcast in downtown Philly and my team and I were on our much deserved lunch break at the food court under the…