Before you think I’m a degenerate, renegade drunk, I only called this post what I did so that you would click. So, now that you’re here, mind as well stick around, right? While I did…

Before you think I’m a degenerate, renegade drunk, I only called this post what I did so that you would click. So, now that you’re here, mind as well stick around, right? While I did…
I never thought it would be me…I don’t know how it happened but I’m there, Starbucks. You know, that guy, that weaselly little yuppie you hate on his laptop. Sipping his Latte lethargically as he…